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Posted by Roger Thomason on 11-01-2010 02:15

My Grandfather Roger was supposed to make some kind of Certificate for the 1500th Member, but told me he couldn't be arsed. So I thought I would try to help him out, as he is old and knackered. I don't know who the people mentioned are, so if they are in any way offended, tough shit.

Love and Kisses
Laynie Age 10 Years and some months old .

Edited by Roger Thomason on 11-01-2010 02:30

Posted by Gerard Pennards on 12-01-2010 00:18

Only 3 nights babysitting at my place????
You must be kidding, it should be for the whole summer, so daddy can work on his new caught flies! And SHE must be around 20, long dark hair and with big boo....ehhh knowledge of how to take care of dadd...ehhh babies! :D:D:D:D:D

Posted by Roger Thomason on 12-01-2010 01:35

My Granddaughter thought 3 nights would be all you could manage at your age Geraldine...you know how these young Studs are :P Very thoughtful for one so young.

Roger

Edited by Roger Thomason on 12-01-2010 01:37

Posted by pwalter on 13-01-2010 23:55

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[quote]blowave wrote:

You must have scared the next potential 3 members off!:|
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:D Let's offer something more: maybe 10 litres of unsorted material from malaise traps from Greece :D Of course He/She would have to sort and pin it...

Posted by Roger Thomason on 14-01-2010 18:27

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pwalter wrote:
:D Let's offer something more: maybe 10 litres of unsorted material from malaise traps from Greece :D Of course He/She would have to sort and pin it...

Something more....:o

Hey Walter, Part of the prize is 12 hours stuck in an Elevator with Jorge :o, Luckily the prize winner is provided with a gun. The gun is not for shooting Jorge, it is for committing suicide, as the only relief from the verbal onslaught. Therefore the rest of the prize becomes redundant. The difficult part in this scheme is enticing Member No.1500 into the Elevator with Jorge in the first place....still a work in progress as I only had very short notice to put this Certificate etc. together, (Oddly enough it was Jorge who suggested it in Shoutbox in the first place). Any schemes to complete the above would be appreciated.

Roger....

Posted by jorgemotalmeida on 14-01-2010 20:50

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Roger Thomason wrote:

pwalter wrote:
:D Let's offer something more: maybe 10 litres of unsorted material from malaise traps from Greece :D Of course He/She would have to sort and pin it...

LOL :D

Roger, and that's not all.... wait when I begin talking about Fourier and Laplace transforms.. Are you ready??? :D Well, you would just blow up yourself. :D
take care! ;)

Posted by Paul Beuk on 14-01-2010 21:00

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jorgemotalmeida wrote:
Roger, and that's not all.... wait when I begin talking about Fourier and Laplace transforms.. Are you ready??? :D Well, you would just blow up yourself. :D
take care! ;)

Finally, a good night's sleep. :D

Edited by Paul Beuk on 14-01-2010 22:50

Posted by Roger Thomason on 14-01-2010 22:44

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jorgemotalmeida wrote:
LOL :D
Roger, and that's not all.... wait when I begin talking about Fourier and Laplace transforms.. Are you ready??? :D Well, you would just blow up yourself. :D
take care! ;)

Slight flaw in your plan Jorge...I will not be Member 1500. I am Member 960 odd if memory serves me well (Paul is still ruing the day, and apparently having sleepless nights :P)
Had I been in the position....having played in bands with guitarists, bass players and the like with varying degrees of competence, one learns to screen out the frequency occupied by their particular instrument..kinda like a built-in Graphic Equalizer. So I would simply block out the frequency spectrum of your voice. Thankfully I am unable to lip read. Plastic Man is not the only one with Special Powers.
I have been having slight problems with my inbuilt G.E. of late though as on a clear night and with a southerly wind I am picking up the screech of a Viola coming from the Clethorpes area in England, bloody annoying. Can't seem to filter it out. Stephen....put a sock in it mate, some of us are trying to sleep.....disregard that..I'm at work, can you play a bit louder between 3-4 AM..TO HELP ME STAY AWAKE.

Thanks Roger....Hard at work....at work.

Posted by jorgemotalmeida on 15-01-2010 04:08

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aha. I can build an instrument that would make any modulation of frequency I desired. You will never manage to block any modulation I build. ;) Reading lips... that's an art, not for everyone. :P (.************. entering Enigma code.. check your email for the solution)

I'll be back (to the threads) in some days. Enjoy the peace from now on. :) Now, finally, you will have time to try new ways how to fly without any hurting.. refine it! ;) Bye.

*At least, Fourier transform is good for everyone. :) ehehe

Edited by jorgemotalmeida on 15-01-2010 06:42